cow whisperer formerly known as GI joe husband: hey there meatloaf.

meatloaf: hey there dude who’s totally not going to kill me cause he’s getting soft around the edges and totally falling for my evil plan of being all cute only while he’s looking.

cow whisperer formerly known as GI joe husband: hey so i was thinking…

meatloaf: yeah?

cow whisperer formerly known as GI joe husband: do you know why i bought you?

meatloaf: dude, i don’t like to think about that. not a happy thought maker you know?

cow whisperer: yeah, well i’m starting to have my doubts.

meatloaf: oh yeah? (hehehe, i have been sooooo working you)

cow whisperer: yeah, i mean i totally feel like i can talk to you…and while i work out in the yard you follow me around…you make me feel loved, you know?

meatloaf: dude don’t get me wrong but i’m working you, and by the way you are talking it’s going to plan. but see that chick over there with the camera. she’s not buying it…so what cha gonna do?

chick behind the camera not getting worked over by the cow: uh jake? what do you think you’re doing? didn’t anyone tell you you aren’t suppose to make friends with your food?

cow whisperer: i know but look at how cute he is.

chick behind the camera not getting worked over by the cow: are you kidding me? he’s soo working you.

cow whisperer: yeah, but look he’s licking me. he likes me…and i think we understand each other. i think i’ve taken the mean streak out of him.

chick behind the camera: oh my hellvens jake! so what are you? jake PhD in marriage and family therapy AND COWS? “come see me if you are having issues in your marriage or if you aren’t getting along with your cow?”

cow whisperer: i kind of like the sound of that.

meatloaf to sloppy joe: hey dude i think we’ve won the dude over but that chick’s going to be a problem…can you create a distraction while i take her out?

chick behind the camera to cow whisperer: i don’t like how they are looking at me.

cow whisperer: yeah, they don’t look at me like that. huh…that’s funny.

chick behind the camera: yeah i don’t like it.

have a great weekend

come back on monday we’re having a sponsor giveaway.

that’s if i make it without any “accidents” that the cows i swear are planning.